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| MJ's A Lumberjack Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, I sing all night and I sleep all day. He's a lumberjack, and He's okay, He sings all night and he sleeps all day. I climb up trees, I drink white wine, Take pics in the lavat'ry, On Wednesdays I go shopping, And snack on Kay Eff Cee. He climbs up trees, he drinks white wine, Takes pics in the lavat'ry, On Wednesdays he goes shopping, And snacks on Kay Eff Cee. He's a lumberjack, and He's okay, He sings all night and he sleeps all day. I climb up trees, I grab my crotch, I love to sniff wild flow'rs, I put on women's clothing, And with the boys, take show'rs. He climbs up trees, he grabs his crotch, He loves to sniff wild flow'rs, He put on women's clothing, And with the boys, takes...... show'rs??? (What on Earth?) He's a lumberjack, and He's okay, He sings all night and he sleeps all day. I climb up trees, I give boys porn, And with them, break the law. I treat them like a girlie, And ship off their ma-ma. He climbs up trees, he gives boys porn, And with them........ breaks the law??? He treats them like a girlie, And.......... bloody fruitcake, we're outta here! Written By PTown33636 Celebrity Pervert Feud Announcer: Welcome to Celebrity Pervert Feud, with your host, Roman Pilanski! Roman: Hello,my littledarlings! Tonight's celebrity guests are Michael Jackson and R Kelly. Let's meet them. So R Kelly, who do you have with you? R Kelly: Well, this is little Nancy, and next is her little sister Casey, and my friend Betty. All these fine young things want to be in the movies. Give "daddy" a kiss girls. Roman: Next we meet Michael Jackson. Michael: Hi Roman! These are my "special" friends, Donnie, Joey, and Petey. I am curing them all of cancer, in my own special way. Roman: Okay, lets play the game! First question, name a good country to send parents. BUZZZ! R Kelly: Miami. Roman: Survey says, 7. Michael, 3 answers will beat that. Michael: Argentina. Roman: That's our number one answer, with 54. Pass or play. Michael: Ooooh, me and my special friends love to play. Donnie: Well, Jacko sent my mother to Spain. I miss my mommy! Roman: Spain has 28. Joey: I wanna go home! I don't wanna play "eat the ice cream cone," anymore! Michael: That's ignorant. It's a beautiful thing! Roman: Ooops, too much time. R Kelly, you and your little darlings can steal the question. Name a good country to send parents. Casey: Well, R Kelly says if things get too hot here, he will move us to France. Roman: Yes, France is a nice place to go. Survey says, 13. Yes, 13 is just right. Oooohhh 13...... R Kelly, you take the money. We'll be back for our next round after this word from our sponsor, Jesus Ginger Ale. Written By PTown33636 An MJ Spammer's Journal Monday 7:30 am What a nice day. I jsut realised, Micheal is innosent. I think i will tell everybody. 2:07 pm There i rote "Micheal is Innosent" 47 times on the MJ board. i hope peopul get the message. 6:03 pm Where did all my messages go? Dam AOL for messung up my words. Now i have to start again. Tuesday 4:23 am There, i wrote "Micheal is innosent 75 times. Now maybe peopul will lern. 1:11 pm Some guy named Tos wrote me a letter saying not to call Micheal innosent. he must be a crank. 1:13 pm Oh, noooooooooo, all my posts are gone!!!!!!!! That LDRS is messing with my right to free speech. I will teach her! Wednesday 2:21 am Okay i wrote "Micheal is innosent" 187 times. I hope those fools catch on! 3:09 pm That Tos guy is really starting to annoy me. he must really hate Micheal. 3:11 pm What is going on????????? All my posts are gone again!!!!!!! They wont get away with this. Thursday 7:14 am WOW!!!!! I wrote "Micheal is innosent" 398 times! That is a new record!!!!!! 2:12 pm Something is wrong with my computer. When i try to get on AOL it says my password is invalid. I am going to have to take my computer to my friend Lenny, so he can fix it. Faith can move mountains Dynamite can level mountains People who don't have either, keep bumping into mountains Written by PTown33636 That Wacko Mother W is for the bleached White skin he's chosen. A is for the Amoral life he's led. C is for the Country that he fled to. K is for the Kids he's had in bed. O is for his way Outrageous antics. J is for the Jurors, so misled. A is All the money he has wasted. C is for the Crazed lust in his head. K is for the Kind of freak he acts like. O is for Outrageous lies he's said. Put them all together they spell Wacko Jacko, And Jacko's wacko, in his noseless head! Written By PTown33636 |
