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| Get Them Drunk! Bulletin |
| It has come to my attention that someone is telling people that George Allan Hancock never drank any alcoholic beverages in his life, as did his wife Marian. Do not listen to those people! They would stop us from putting extra money in our pockets when we teach people how to get people drunk on wine! No matter how much death and destruction happens WE are doing great! Sober people do not have the right to complain- WE run AHC not them. Also, the person who put the issue of starting this college district, Frank Dias on the ballot all by himself, may have done much work in talks about the hazards of driving while drunk through California- do not listen to those who remember those talks. When those old people are dead and gone we can make more money getting more people drunk! Your Friendly Wine Dealer |